I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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