I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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