what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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