You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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