KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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