So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
This show inspires me to have sex in space
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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