im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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