Don't you send me to vm
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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