whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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