Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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