That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
