It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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