He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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