i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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