i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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