Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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