well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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