what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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