I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
