You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
