i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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