nut hugger
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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