Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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