Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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