So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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