I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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