Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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