Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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