it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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