I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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