I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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