This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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