im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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