She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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