I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
