i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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