and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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