the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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