belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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