I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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