Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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