I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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