it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
