i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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