love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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