The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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