Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Let's paint friendship bongs
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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