OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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