brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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