i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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