Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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